On the TWELTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Twelve stones a’standing!

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Eleven Wounds a’mending!

On the TENTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Ten Schemes a’plotting!

On the NINTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Nine Herbs a’grinding!

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Eight Books a’reading!

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Seven Swords a’swinging!

On the SIXTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Six Bags a’piping!

On the FIFTH day of Christmas, Diana have to me:
Fiiiive Highland Plaids!

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Four Whisky Drams!

On the THIRD day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Three French Monks!

On the SECOND day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
Two Wedding Rings!

On the FIRST day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
The tale of Jamie and Claire!